animalstalkinginallcaps: HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING THAT JELLY IN THE FREEZER? KIND OF DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF HAVING A LIGHT AND TENDER TOUCH, IF YOU ASK ME. WHOEVER INVENTED PROSTATE EXAMS IS AN ASSHOLE. … THERE’S A JOKE IN THERE SOMEWHERE. I COULD PROBABLY THINK OF IT IF I WASN’T TOO BUSY CRYING INSIDE.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING THAT JELLY IN THE FREEZER? KIND OF DEFEATS THE PURPOSE OF HAVING A LIGHT AND TENDER TOUCH, IF YOU ASK ME.

WHOEVER INVENTED PROSTATE EXAMS IS AN ASSHOLE.

… THERE’S A JOKE IN THERE SOMEWHERE.

I COULD PROBABLY THINK OF IT IF I WASN’T TOO BUSY CRYING INSIDE.

(via midwest-monster)

  5612 November 14, 2011
3 months ago



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